Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer