Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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