would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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