I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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