This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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