People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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