Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Someone signed my nipple.
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