i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You're a disaster
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