There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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