he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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