normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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