Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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