On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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