just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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