Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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