This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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