I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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