Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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