Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.