girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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