Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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