I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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