once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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