So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together