At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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