Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.