you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.