The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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