Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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