even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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