So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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