apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
its liver damage thursday
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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