Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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