So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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