ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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