His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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