why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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