Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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