my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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