The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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