shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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