john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The adults are the big ones right?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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