ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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