id be glad to
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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