I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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