Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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