I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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