when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.