I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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