The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my shit smells like andre
20 People Who Caught Their Significant Others Cheating and Hand Over Some Major Karma
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
33 Memes You’ll Find Uncomfortably Relatable If You’ve Ever Been Through A Messy Breakup
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.