what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night