I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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